Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
