like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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