What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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