I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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