someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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