There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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