pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Let's get the cat blown out
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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