weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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