He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he thought i was a dude.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
