Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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