I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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