she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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