If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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