It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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