walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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