If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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