Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
