My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
