i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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