Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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