I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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