is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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