How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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