Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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