We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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