this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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