You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize