that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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