There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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