How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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