Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
