Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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