All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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