She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
