So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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