Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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