what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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