He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
birth control should be required to get into college
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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