I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
MIDGETS
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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