That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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