its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They have beer where we have blood.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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