dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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