I am puke
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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