New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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