1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize