That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We have so much sex to catch up on
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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