Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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