I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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