Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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