Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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