u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize