I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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