This girl is more easily done than said...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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