is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
