one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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