some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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