In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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