So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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