just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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